I read your micro-expressions, quote the generals, and tell you “that’s fucking dogshit try again” while your team nods politely.
Starving for outside perspective from a slightly autistic polymath?
You’ve found the solution -the truth time consigliere.
With cowboy hat hoodie potential chain smoking and casual swearing.
✅ Unfiltered Facts 💯
I am about the truth I cannot stand a falsehood a fallacy or a corporate game.
Email Dragon
You don’t need to be fluffed up you’re already successful you need hard facts🪖
Think of how many millions and billions corporations have lost to lies and games because nobody said:”that’s damned stupid” or “they’re a fucking liar” budlight 😂‘Nuff said.
I call out bullshit from a mile away.
For deep analysis I leverage many frontier AI models.
Don’t fall victim to yes man and woman and sycophants 🤮
Email DragonAnti-Yes Man | Truth Time Consigliere
(Cowboy hat is optional hoodie is not optional extra fee will apply for suit and tie)
KamiLux LLC – Truth Time Consigliere Fee Schedule
A one time 1 problem consult via text / call or dm:free 5 minutes.
90-Min Intention & Blind Spot Audit
I’ll spot hidden intentions, micro-expressions, and yes-man risks, then deliver the unfiltered truth + fixes.
Fee: $3,500
Truth Time Retainer
Monthly consigliere access: unlimited 1:1 sessions, on-call reads, AI-augmented analysis, written truth reports, and direct “that’s fucking dogshit – try again” counsel.
$15,000 / month (3-month minimum)
or $12,000 / month (6+ months)
Live Meeting / Negotiation Read
I join (Zoom or in-person) and read the room in real time.
Fee: $4,500 per session
Team Workshop – “Build Your Own Anti-Yes-Man System”
Half-day session training your leaders to spot BS and give/receive hard truth.
Fee: $12,000 (up to 12 people)
Add-Ons
- Suit & Tie Appearance: +$2,500 (I’ll ditch the cowboy hat and hoodie… this time)
- Rush / Same-Week Booking: +30%
- In-Person (your location): Travel + lodging at cost
- 1 Year Contract Consultancy (multiple meetings per week + exclusivity of my services): Negotiable
Preferred Payment Methods
ACH / Wire Transfer – Preferred.
Overnight Cashier’s Check via FedEx – Mailed to business address.
Crypto
Payment Terms: Due within 3 business days of invoice. Late fee 1.5% per month. All fees in USD.
Questions? Book a quick call or DM me on X
@KamiLuxLLC
Truth Time starts when you’re ready, ffs. 🤠
You’re not hiring me to make your decisions you’re hiring me so you can make the best decisions possible.
I am the energy I don’t just bring it 🐉